Why Macs are for Idiots
Hello, reader. I see that you have decided to subject yourself to my 1,000-word rant on a subject that is rather trivial and pointless, yet you find so intriguing. By this, I think I can assume that you have experienced one of two sets of events leading up to your reading this very sentence. A.) You are sitting, with your mac in front of you, innocently browsing the internet. Suddenly, your eyes alight on a title: “Why Macs are for Idiots” Your hands shake as they move across your metallic, overpriced touchpad. You tap on the link, ready to skim over my post and write a comment something along the lines of: “This was an interesting post, but I think I disagree. Macs look really nice and get less viruses and they have better software than windows.” B.) You are sitting with your pc in front of you, innocently browsing the internet. Suddenly, your eyes alight on a title: “Why Macs are for Idiots.” “OH MY GOD, YES!” You internally exclaim. You have already